JS-Kit/Echo comments for article at http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2008/04/heres-one-i-hadnt-heard-before.html (7 comments)

  Tentative mapping of comments to original article, corrections solicited.

jsid-1208792603-591197  ravenshrike at Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:43:23 +0000

The cow completely liquefies the grass with it's fours stomachs. Therefore when it poops, it turns into a flat pancake. The horse has a much less refined digestive system, and therefore cannot liquefy all the cellulose in the grass. So you get stringy dry clumps. And the deer? The deer poops that way because god intended Adam Sandler to make Eight Crazy Nights. And without machine-gun pooping deer,that movie would have been even worse.

jsid-1208802913-591205  Kresh at Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:35:13 +0000

My thought is that the girl is far smarter than the joke lets on. Some twatwaffler wants to discuss Nuclear Power with a small girl that he's sitting next to? Her "WARNING: INCOMING LECTURE" alarm must have sounded so loud that the pilot probably thought the airplane was about to pancake THAT INSTANT.

Still, darn funny joke!

jsid-1208806043-591209  Guest (anonymous) at Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:27:23 +0000

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and began yelling, 'HELP, HELP! I need an adult! HELP!'

After the surrounding passengers confirmed that the man was attempting to lure the little girl into a conversation, the stranger was immediately taken into custody and removed from the aircraft.

jsid-1208871146-591245  GrumpyOldFart at Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:32:26 +0000

You forgot to add that now he's a registered sex offender because of that one attempt at politeness.

jsid-1208925977-591286  Last in line at Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:46:17 +0000

You know what's great about having 12 year old girls in the shower with you?

When their hair is wet they look 10.

No, I don't endorse that behavior...that's just the worst joke I know.

Ahh thank you.

jsid-1208953734-591291  GrumpyOldFart at Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:28:54 +0000

The *worst* joke I know is, "What's the worst part about eating vegetables?" "Gettin em back in the wheelchair afterwards."

jsid-1209520103-591502  Newbury at Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:48:23 +0000

In the original version of the joke it wasn't a 12 year old girl, it was a stunningly beautiful 20-year old blonde.

Yeahh it was an anti-blonde joke.


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