That reminds of me of the time a friend sent a request for kittens on an email list at my company. I responded, "sure, I have a freezer full, how many do you want". She didn't think it was funny. Oh well...
Had a meeting with the head of personnel- excuse me, 'Human Resources'- a while back, and at one point she mentioned that when she was in college she'd helped run a kids soccer team 'because community service was required'. I caught myself just before asking "What were the charges?"
Or, Scott, ask her, "how you turn a cat into a dog?"
Pour gasoline on it, strike a match, and "Woof!"
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By paying her promptly?
Well, he could start by buying her a martini...
That reminds of me of the time a friend sent a request for kittens on an email list at my company. I responded, "sure, I have a freezer full, how many do you want". She didn't think it was funny. Oh well...
Scott:
Ask her how you can make a dog meow.
(Freeze it, then cut it with a bandsaw. Make the sound mmmmmeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww.)
Always a crowd-pleaser.
Had a meeting with the head of personnel- excuse me, 'Human Resources'- a while back, and at one point she mentioned that when she was in college she'd helped run a kids soccer team 'because community service was required'. I caught myself just before asking "What were the charges?"
Yes, I CAN sometimes keep my mouth shut.
Or, Scott, ask her, "how you turn a cat into a dog?"
Pour gasoline on it, strike a match, and "Woof!"
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