>I like Cthulhu's foreign policy of
>killing everyone and consuming
>everything, but I don't agree with
>his domestic policy of killing
>everyone and consuming everything.
>Still better than Hillary.
He's also weak on the border. He just wants to keep letting the Deep Ones illegally immigrate from R'lyeh
"The Deep Ones were here first ... The Mississippi Valley used to be ocean bottom millions of years ago."
I don't mind the old ones, it's those fellows in Antarctica that give me the heebie-jeebies. I hope they stay frozen. Giant tentacles of instant insanity followed by a painful death? Death is easy when you're 'effing crazy. Don't mean a thing. Mental domination and enslavement from freshly-thawed leathery stalagmites in a frozen hell? No way Jose.
Then again, both are preferrable to a democratic president. Heck, bring on the ancient ones! I'm wondering how the press would whitewash their actions...
Cthulhu needs to come up with a new campaign slogan this year. "Why vote for the lesser evil?" just doesn't distinguish him from the crowd anymore.
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Hmm. I'm thinking you're forgetting somebody.
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/cthulhu/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.11083428/pNo_11083428/id_4404421/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_
Nope.
No running mate announcement until after the nominations!
>I like Cthulhu's foreign policy of
>killing everyone and consuming
>everything, but I don't agree with
>his domestic policy of killing
>everyone and consuming everything.
>Still better than Hillary.
He's also weak on the border. He just wants to keep letting the Deep Ones illegally immigrate from R'lyeh
There's always the old standby:
"Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: It Found Me." (Well, it was an old standby when I was in college, back when 1200 baud was cutting edge.)
He's also weak on the border. He just wants to keep letting the Deep Ones illegally immigrate from R'lyeh
The Deep Ones were here first ... The Mississippi Valley used to be ocean bottom millions of years ago.
Be careful when digging around the Cahokia Mounds ...
As I've said before, seeing as how Fred has dropped out, The Death of Life Party (Cthulhu/Danzig 08 ) will be getting my vote come November.
The same results as a Hillary/Obama win, just less time spent waiting for them.
>The Deep Ones were here first ...
>The Mississippi Valley used to be
>ocean bottom millions of years ago.
Reconquista!
"The Deep Ones were here first ... The Mississippi Valley used to be ocean bottom millions of years ago."
I don't mind the old ones, it's those fellows in Antarctica that give me the heebie-jeebies. I hope they stay frozen. Giant tentacles of instant insanity followed by a painful death? Death is easy when you're 'effing crazy. Don't mean a thing. Mental domination and enslavement from freshly-thawed leathery stalagmites in a frozen hell? No way Jose.
Then again, both are preferrable to a democratic president. Heck, bring on the ancient ones! I'm wondering how the press would whitewash their actions...
"I'm wondering how the press would whitewash their actions..."
It's for the 'common good.' How dare you question it!
Cthulhu needs to come up with a new campaign slogan this year. "Why vote for the lesser evil?" just doesn't distinguish him from the crowd anymore.
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