The Smallest Minority

Still no urge to comment....That is all...

I'm getting mighty angry, I DEMAND MY FREE ICE CREAM, DAMMIT!

Surely, if we all had ice cream, wouldn't it be a better world? Can you really not see that?

Snark-filled response. ;)

Sounds like some range time is in order. Maybe even a double-session?

..... Mr. C.

Vitrolic, vituperative rebuttal to the snarky response with lots of ad-hom's included for additional seasoning.

Rambling non-sequitur.

Pedantic correction.

Exasperated restating of the original with emphasis and stress.

Clumsy repost with ire to close HTML tag left open, despite preview.

Random invocation of Godwin's Law.

Because that's the way I roll, baby!

Weary sarcasm.

Wistful desire that this comment thread was original, but deep amusement regardless.

Update with associated link.

Wildly off-topic rant--containing egregious misspellings and grammar mistakes--demonizing site owner for laziness and unoriginality.

The Six Phases of a Project
1. Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. Search for the Guilty
5. Punishment of the innocent
6. Praise and Honors for the Nonparticipants

Misquote from provided aforementioned link, wildly mischaractering what was said.

Link to another link similarly misreading the aforementioned link.

Hint strongly that your father was a small mammal, and your mother smells of wine pressed from berries in the moschatel family.

Additional "Holy Grail" quote regarding strange women in ponds distributing swords.

Astute, observation, which is alas, pointless, because it's scientific experiments for the lot of us.

Why hell, you already said everything I was thinking.

So why am I typing this.
Look, there, I typed again...
This is futile.
No it isn't.......
.
.
Argument is an intellectual process.
Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

The person responsible for the foregoing has been sacked.

random tangential thought.

Vehement assertion that tenuous link implicitly confirms random thought.

Retraction of said random thought.

Pro forma questioning of the sincerity, sanity, and mental hygiene of those not in favor of an arbitrary position on an unrelated matter.

Generalized peevishness regarding the obdurate stupidity of everyone in the human race other than me.

Wheedling whining about the stupidity of opponents.

Threats to leave!

Nay! Promises! Never to return!

"Clarification" by more out-of-context link quoting. Insistance that the laws of Thermodynamics are "optional".

Can't a guy get any sleep around here?

Vigorously defends neo-antiquarianism as a second order consequence of the third law of thermodynamics and as a second order consequence of the Treaty of Ghent.

Baseless ad-hominems and vituperative derision.

Pedantic restating of first principles with sneering condescension at those who fail to recognize.

Mention of slightly-related-but prone to forcing conversations onto another tangent comparison.

Random profanity punctuated by pithy observation.

Logical constructs lie shattered and ignored, declares a form of victory, invoking coded phrases to level opponents' morale and to silence all responses, frustrated that opponents are immune to post-modern babel.

Gratuitous subject shifting and obsessive harping on irrelevant point to distract attention from recent drubbing.

Trumping all objections with the victim card.

Rinse and repeat. Sometimes within the same comment thread, often elsewhere.

Appeal to general ignorance.

Relate a funny story addressed to no one in the current thread.

Retract prior comment in this thread, admitting to error in which thread it was posted, and appending to correct one.

Obscure Thomas Jefferson quote on the topic of human error.

Reinstate previous position, foolishly retracting previous concession on flimsy pretext.

Fan the flames on a topic thought dead.

Veiled insults at previous commenters.

Argue with self about the point made in previous comment--lose both sides.

Rail against the gods and goshes, decrying the degenerate state of the youth of Athens.


Thunderous flatulence heard in the distance.

Oops!

Excuuuuuuse ME!

Wow! Talk about massive linger factor...

Has the paint peeled?

Choke...gasp...

I'll let you know after the eyes stop watering....

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