The Anvil Chorus

"Orbital anvil array, this is Delta Tango Foxtrot One Niner, come in?"

**CRACKLE** "Delta Tango Foxtrot One-Niner, we have you, go ahead. Over."

"Target, co-ordinates broadcast on parallel channel, FAQ delivery requested, with accompanying Steel Clue barrage, authorization code Eight Five Six Six, over."

**CCCHHHHKKK** "Roger that, Delta Tango, Target acquisition in progress... wait one. Orbital Anvil Delivery System coming about."

eeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooo-

**KRRRRROOONNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!**

"GOOD SHOT, boys!! ...er... that is... uh, target nullified, Oh Aye Dee Ess! Over."

*CCHHKKK!* "System cycling, Delta Tango. Now firing for effect!"

eeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooo!

*KRRRROOOONNNNGGGGGG!* *KRRRROOOONNNNNGGGG!!* *KKKRRRRRROOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!!!*

"Oh Aye Dee Ess, confirm sequential strikes! Target obliterated! FAQ floating gently down on paraglide apparatus. Good Job, Boys! Stand down. Delta Tango Foxtrot One Niner out."

"Orbital Anvil Delivery System standing down. Array returning to stand-by. Glad to help. Oh Aye Dee Ess out."

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OADS Incus Superne Anvils From Above	OADS Ultio Ultionis Superne Punishment From Above	OADS Fiat Iustitia Caelo Ruato Let there be justice (by means of) the falling of the sky	OADS Excretum ex Altitudissime Shat upon from the greatest of heights